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In Obscura Antiques & Oddities a collector offers a mummified cat for sale. A playwright with a passion for straitjackets visits and a seller brings in musket balls, only to discover their true origin is much stranger.

At Obscura Antiques & Oddities a model turned mortician makes a bizarre request to display her newest fashion line and a shopper makes a purchase that tests Mike's gag reflex. Ersan thinks he bought fossil dinosaur feces, but the owners don't buy it.

A customer has Evan scrambling to find the perfect gift for his dentist. Mike and Evan get a show by the world's smallest escape artist. Later they trek to see a huge collection of medical oddities from around the world.

In Obscura Antiques & Oddities Ryan is on the hunt for a high-end monkey skull to satisfy a picky customer. Evan attempts to help a customer find the perfect item to prank his girlfriend, and Mike takes a big chance on an ancient medical concoction.

A client tries to sell what he believes is an Ancient Egyptian artifact. Is it real or fake? A woman brings her unique artwork made from human nails, and a seller has a medical bag that Mike can’t wait to dig through.

Mike and Ryan bet a client they can find a rare taxidermy piece: the elusive sloth. A seller brings a Victorian medical device that sparks fear in Cerd, and a pain artist wants a bloodletting kit to use on himself.

Ryan's & Mike's hunt for a vintage human skeleton lands one of them in a hearse. A seller brings in a pickled pig and Mike can't stop salivating. Evan has a shocking experience with a police officer and his Victorian machine.

Ryan tries to create an exploded skull. Evan meets a puppeteer in search of a prosthetic limb. A customer has what appears to be a body in the trunk of his car - is it a good purchase or is this deal dead in the water?

In Obscura Antiques & Oddities a very particular collector stops by the shop with a sizzling request. The Cerd attempts to purchase a 2-bodied duck but Evan has her doubts.

A seller brings a book that she thinks is bound in human skin but Mike decides to have it DNA tested to see if it's real. An intriguing buyer offers to perform a cutting edge stunt with a light bulb for a discount.

A seller stops by with what he says is an authentic shrunken human head. An orchestral black metal composer looks to the dark side for inspiration. Mike & Evan hear sweet music when performance artist Genesis offers to sell human thigh bone trumpets.

Shop regular Laura stumbles upon a mysterious tonic made with real testicles. Meanwhile Ryan is challenged to create something incredible with dead pets, and a man offers to sell an ear still connected to a skull.

When a seller brings three deformed pigs to Obscura, Mike conceives the perfect home for them. Evan sells a rare piece of Victorian hair art to a kindred spirit, and an artist who paints in his own blood gives a tour of his studio.

Jonathan Davis of Korn sends Mike and Evan on a hunt for vintage embalming equipment. A customer tries to sell a giant automaton clown, and later a buyer shows Mike her amazing lizard like qualities for a discount.

Edgar gets spooked by a lamp that looks alive, and a seller tries to peddle teddy bears made of a strange product inspired by the body. Ryan finds romance when he meets a pretty bone collector and her articulated rooster.

At Obscura Antiques and Oddities a seller brings in a terrifying item with huge fangs, and Mike and Evan hunt for a shocking quack medial device. Later, Mike takes a chance on buying a creepy talking item created by Thomas Edison over 100 years ago.