Edgar gets spooked by a lamp that looks alive, and a seller tries to peddle teddy bears made of a strange product inspired by the body. Ryan finds romance when he meets a pretty bone collector and her articulated rooster.

At Obscura Antiques and Oddities a seller brings in a terrifying item with huge fangs, and Mike and Evan hunt for a shocking quack medial device. Later, Mike takes a chance on buying a creepy talking item created by Thomas Edison over 100 years ago.

An artist tries to steal dust from Obscura Antiques & Oddities, then sell it back to the shop. Mike is challenged to create a massive piece of taxidermy and an amazingly flexible grandmother contorts her body for a stuffed cat.

A dashing artist finds a peculiar corrective device. Then Mike and Evan hunt for a bizarre medical specimen for a photo shoot, and an impalement artist shows his skill when he buys a throwing knife owned by Houdini.

An artist scours the shop for an item she can really sink her teeth into. Later, a customer wants to strike a deal for a Coney Island relic but Mike and Evan take a stand, and a shopper falls in love with a two-faced kitty.

At Obscura Antiques & Oddities Mike’s wife recruits Evan and Ryan to locate the perfect birthday gift for Mike. Later Mike has an eye-popping surprise when he finds a plasticized human organ, and actress Chloe Sevigny springs for a lewd old time gag.

Edgar Oliver is back at the shop, looking to create a mad scientist laboratory in his new apartment. Then Mike attempts to birth a two-bodied bird, and Ryan encounters a man trying to acquire body parts to use in his next movie.

A patron tries selling three pickled hearts, but one may have a sinister past. Later Evan’s friend Jonathan attempts hypnotizing her for a good deal, and a customer trades a peculiar item that has been traumatizing his daughter.

A new customer finds himself trying to escape from a rare set of handcuffs and Mike and Ryan scramble to find the skeleton of a little race car driver. Later, a mother invests in a very hairy piece of shop real estate.

It’s the oddest shopping season of the year at Obscura Antiques & Oddities. A yogi twists more than an arm for a discount, Mike & Evan dig up some (road) killer taxidermy for Laura's holiday party. The toe nail artist returns with a new product line.

Sparks fly when Mike and Evan meet an evil clown and his power grinder. Ryan opens an old wound with Mike when he falls in love with the shop’s new piece of taxidermy. Then, a customer is left holding a smoking lung.

A horned patron looks to rid himself of a possessed dummy. Ryan must create a new preparation of exploded skull but finds that the process stinks, and a woman with 18-inch fingernails bonds with Evan over the prostate.

A customer receives a 2-for-1 deal on a pickled pooch. Then Mike and Evan find a rare helmet designed to "cure" the insane. Later there’s a jaw-dropping experience with a human head, and a deer arrives that's nearly invisible.

A customer brings in what appears to be an unexpected appendage from a Mummy. Then, a customer gets a crack to the skull when he tries out restraints made for a child, and a man stares Ryan down with a one eyed pig.

At Obscura Antiques & Oddities, a dancer has Mike & Evan seeing scars when she asks them to find a very special item. Then, Evan tests out a rare glass mortician table & Ryan finds his inner Buddha when he hears the sweet sound of a human skull drum.

At Obscura Antiques & Oddities, Mike and Evan lend a hand to legendary Toxic Avenger director, Lloyd Kaufman. Later a chainsaw wielding performer flips out on the team, and a customer reveals a taboo piercing kit that isn’t used to put holes in ears.