At Obscura Antiques & Oddities an urban elf seeks a ouija board for her celluloid séance. Then Mike & Evan try to obtain an ear, nose & throat for a doctor who saved their customer’s life, and Ryan learns why you don’t stick your tongue out at strang

Gangrene attacks when a customer hires Mike & Evan to find something stranger than his scars. Then, a walking monster sees what it’s like to be scared to death, and Ann exercises another dose of quack medicine.

Lizards run wild when a reptile specialist adopts a new pet. Mike and Evan are hired by a TV producer to breathe life into the undead for a zombie-hunter show, and a customer gets a token for his friend’s parasite of an ex-wife.

Bar owner Nic hires Mike and Evan to find him a unique stuffed animal. Then a patron goes nuts after realizing he did not grab the bull by its horns, and a customer catches Ryan’s ear while playing with saws.

Mike bugs out seeking the ultimate insect for a customer’s project. Then Evan and Ryan pitch a TV host items that’ll leave his audience cringing with glee, and Ryan gives a steampunk captain a window to the nether regions.

At Obscura Antiques & Oddities, anatomical blast from the past Slim Goodbody enlists Mike & Evan to find him an awesome educational prop. Then eyes pop when a customer seeks ocular inspiration, and Ryan braces for trouble as he meets a village idiot.

A patron who tried selling the shop a fake mummy phallus returns, claiming he has the real thing. Then, a customer discovers her 9-banded armadillo is missing some bands, and Ryan is confronted with a test of strength.

Ryan’s artistic protégé seeks the biggest skull he can find. Then Mike and Evan brace for the end of the world when one customer forces them to break out emergency supplies and another proves that a two-headed cat is real.

Laura gets the shop scouring Philadelphia to decorate her vampire themed party. Then Mike and Evan meet a strange ventriloquist, a coffin dealing couple and experience what it was like to sit on Al Capone’s porcelain throne.

At Obscura Antiques & Oddities a quirky couple with a jaded collecting appetite hires Mike to recover something so rare it’s extinct. Evan & Ryan join a real life batman’s wildlife preservation fight, and Evan gets a dose of therapy from a microwave.

Mike encounters a customer who loves blowing his own horn and Evan gets a little heartburn in the shop with Dr. Dave. Meanwhile Audra and Wednesday, of Loved to Death, stop by to get help finding an Egyptian item for a client.

Mike and Evan take a hack at finding a horror prop for renowned B-movie producer Lloyd Kaufman. Then an Aussie buys a gift from six feet down under, and an exterminator tries to unload something from an infested funeral home.

Laura Flook shows how shopping for a baby can be like pulling teeth. Then, a painter looks to trade Ryan his elongated skull for something more mesmerizing, and a doctor diagnoses one of Mike & Evan’s most mysterious items.

Mike and Ryan have a bloody good time tracking down pieces for a Jack the Ripper-themed haunted house. Then a customer sells Mike a mysterious specimen that’s more gooey than hooey, and Evan trades for twisted twins.

Evan goes through X-rays and ear abuse before settling on the perfect anniversary gift for her husband Johnny. Then the bad nurse is back, seeking another eye-gouging gag, and a mentalist gets into Ryan and Mike's heads.

It’s holiday time so Mike, Evan and Ryan hold a festive show & tell dinner party for their quirkiest customers, including Robot Mike, Laura Flook and Andy Animal. But first an evil clown jams some metal into his face and back.