A patron who tried selling the shop a fake mummy phallus returns, claiming he has the real thing. Then, a customer discovers her 9-banded armadillo is missing some bands, and Ryan is confronted with a test of strength.

Ryan’s artistic protégé seeks the biggest skull he can find. Then Mike and Evan brace for the end of the world when one customer forces them to break out emergency supplies and another proves that a two-headed cat is real.

Laura gets the shop scouring Philadelphia to decorate her vampire themed party. Then Mike and Evan meet a strange ventriloquist, a coffin dealing couple and experience what it was like to sit on Al Capone’s porcelain throne.

At Obscura Antiques & Oddities a quirky couple with a jaded collecting appetite hires Mike to recover something so rare it’s extinct. Evan & Ryan join a real life batman’s wildlife preservation fight, and Evan gets a dose of therapy from a microwave.

Mike encounters a customer who loves blowing his own horn and Evan gets a little heartburn in the shop with Dr. Dave. Meanwhile Audra and Wednesday, of Loved to Death, stop by to get help finding an Egyptian item for a client.

Mike and Evan take a hack at finding a horror prop for renowned B-movie producer Lloyd Kaufman. Then an Aussie buys a gift from six feet down under, and an exterminator tries to unload something from an infested funeral home.

Laura Flook shows how shopping for a baby can be like pulling teeth. Then, a painter looks to trade Ryan his elongated skull for something more mesmerizing, and a doctor diagnoses one of Mike & Evan’s most mysterious items.

Mike and Ryan have a bloody good time tracking down pieces for a Jack the Ripper-themed haunted house. Then a customer sells Mike a mysterious specimen that’s more gooey than hooey, and Evan trades for twisted twins.

Evan goes through X-rays and ear abuse before settling on the perfect anniversary gift for her husband Johnny. Then the bad nurse is back, seeking another eye-gouging gag, and a mentalist gets into Ryan and Mike's heads.

It’s holiday time so Mike, Evan and Ryan hold a festive show & tell dinner party for their quirkiest customers, including Robot Mike, Laura Flook and Andy Animal. But first an evil clown jams some metal into his face and back.

A customer tries to sell a baby he found while dumpster diving and a wrestler wants something to intimidate his opponents, so Mike goes on the hunt for an item so disturbing it leaves his customer tongue-tied.

Ryan cooks up an alternative recipe to make a shrunken head replica. Then Mike gets the shock of a lifetime when he sticks his pencil where it doesn’t belong, and a couple tries to sell Evan an antique skin grafter.

The Obscura gang heads to the Big Easy where Evan meets the bassist for White Zombie and a puppet group rumored to do human sacrifice. Then Ryan and Mike meet zombies of their own, leading them to a "spirit whisperer."

A pro wrestler gets the shock of his life and Ryan brokers a deal with a competitor to get a vintage hair removal apparatus. Later, Mike and Evan go nuts hunting for the ultimate symbol of masculinity to please a customer.

At the shop, Ryan’s friend arrives to sell a mysterious organ he cannot name. Then Mike and Evan head to one of the largest flea markets in the US when a customer hires them to decorate his converted jail house in Salem, Mass.

The Obscura team takes their business to Chicago when a world-class collector requests death-related items. The team soon finds a Second City filled with cadaver tools, off-the-wall wildlife blood and head-splitting sideshow acts.